The Rooster Strikes Again!

Since I was a little kid, I was always entertained when I walked up to the register at a grocery and got a good glimpse at the current issue of Weekly World News.

Ah, good times, reading this high quality bullshit. Or as Tommy Lee Jones said in Men in Black: "best damn investigative reporting on the planet."

It's a sad day really - when such entertainment goes out the door. I bet there will be a lot less alien and Elvis sightings from here on out...

I figured I'd share some of my favorite WWN headlines:

"U.S. Paying Space Aliens to Find and Destroy Bin Laden!"
"African Tribe Worships Barbra Streisand's Nose"
"Man Poses as CPR Dummy To Meet Women"
"Seeing Eye Squirrels For Blind Dogs"
"Tiny Terrorists Disguised As Garden Gnomes"
"Vegan Vampire Attacks Trees"
"Bush's Plan to Protect the White House: Paint It Black."

Well, now the checkstand at the grocery store is going to be a lot less entertaining. I guess it's time to order online and have Bigfoot deliver...