It's not a competition!
So, I was the 2nd person out of 4 of my circle of friends to get engaged within the last year. I was the first to set a solid date.
First I get a call from Nameless #1 confirming when my wedding was, then proceeded to tell me he was getting married just a few days before me, but "don't worry, I'll hold off on my honeymoon so I can go to your wedding". Sorry dude, I don't believe that for a second. You've been with your fiance for about 2 years and not once has she even bothered to meet your friends. There is a snowflake's chance in hell she will let you hold off your honeymoon so that you can attend a friend's wedding that she has never even met.
Next, I found out from Nameless #2 that him and his fiance (no offense, but she is a fat ugly bitch that somehow controls you without you even knowing, that we all think you are a complete dumbass for marrying) had set their wedding the DAY BEFORE MINE. When everyone found this out, they highly suggested they change their date because people were going to be forced into choosing which wedding to go, and people would choose the wedding they actually support - you know, the one where they like more than just the groom...
The only good one, my buddy Brad, had tentatively planned his wedding an entire month before. That is fine by me. At least Brad isn't trying to steal anyone's thunder.
My point here, to the first 2 "nameless" people, is that you suck. You are very inconsiderate. Whether you are being just plain rude, ignorant, or both, the fact is this is not a competition.
#1, I never said anything about this to you because honestly, I wasn't sure if your wedding was real, that it might have been like the "she's buying a me a porsche", "she's buying me a skyline", or "she's buying me a condo" claims that never happened. You're a great guy, but the boy can cry wolf only so many times, ya know?
#2, you are LUCKY that we were already considering moving our wedding date up. Otherwise, you would be very disappointed on got your wedding invitation RSVPs, having few to none of your friends showing up because YOU forced them into choosing.
Brad - you're cool. Nice work. You were the first to get engaged and you are one of my best friends, so I made sure I gave some time in between your engagement and mine, and that our weddings were not going to be so close to each other.
Anyways, long story short, I hate competition. With #1 and #2 above, that's exactly what this was turning into. I'm not about that. I have changed my wedding date to January 26th, 2008.
Maybe having a January wedding will mean no one can f*** with this date. I'm not moving it again. If anyone else tries, expect justice: A kick in the nuts and a punch in the neck!
First I get a call from Nameless #1 confirming when my wedding was, then proceeded to tell me he was getting married just a few days before me, but "don't worry, I'll hold off on my honeymoon so I can go to your wedding". Sorry dude, I don't believe that for a second. You've been with your fiance for about 2 years and not once has she even bothered to meet your friends. There is a snowflake's chance in hell she will let you hold off your honeymoon so that you can attend a friend's wedding that she has never even met.
Next, I found out from Nameless #2 that him and his fiance (no offense, but she is a fat ugly bitch that somehow controls you without you even knowing, that we all think you are a complete dumbass for marrying) had set their wedding the DAY BEFORE MINE. When everyone found this out, they highly suggested they change their date because people were going to be forced into choosing which wedding to go, and people would choose the wedding they actually support - you know, the one where they like more than just the groom...
The only good one, my buddy Brad, had tentatively planned his wedding an entire month before. That is fine by me. At least Brad isn't trying to steal anyone's thunder.
My point here, to the first 2 "nameless" people, is that you suck. You are very inconsiderate. Whether you are being just plain rude, ignorant, or both, the fact is this is not a competition.
#1, I never said anything about this to you because honestly, I wasn't sure if your wedding was real, that it might have been like the "she's buying a me a porsche", "she's buying me a skyline", or "she's buying me a condo" claims that never happened. You're a great guy, but the boy can cry wolf only so many times, ya know?
#2, you are LUCKY that we were already considering moving our wedding date up. Otherwise, you would be very disappointed on got your wedding invitation RSVPs, having few to none of your friends showing up because YOU forced them into choosing.
Brad - you're cool. Nice work. You were the first to get engaged and you are one of my best friends, so I made sure I gave some time in between your engagement and mine, and that our weddings were not going to be so close to each other.
Anyways, long story short, I hate competition. With #1 and #2 above, that's exactly what this was turning into. I'm not about that. I have changed my wedding date to January 26th, 2008.
Maybe having a January wedding will mean no one can f*** with this date. I'm not moving it again. If anyone else tries, expect justice: A kick in the nuts and a punch in the neck!
Labels: jackassery
Listen up Bud. January 26th is right in the middle of the NFL Playoffs. You are taking a serious risk that:
a - The Seahawks will be playing at home and I will be forced to make one of the hardest decisions in my life.
or
b - The Seahawks will be out of the playoffs or playing on the road, and I will be randomly hollering and shouting at the score updates on my iPhone in the back of the church.
Maybe you should move the date again?
HAHA. Congrats bud.
Posted by
Mink |
7/05/2007 03:38:00 PM
I call dibs on the seat next to Mink
Posted by
MGD |
7/09/2007 04:49:00 PM
Alright, since I will be up on the altar, I need to get one of those earbud headsets so that you can update me on the score throughout the ceremony. Just don't tell Ingrid.
Ingrid, if you are reading this, I never wrote this.
Posted by
Rooster |
7/09/2007 05:39:00 PM