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  • Hi, I'm Rooster. I'm not going to waste space on here telling you about me. If you want to know who I am and what I'm about, check out my profile on MySpace. You can also email me by clicking here.

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Sexy Mama?

My advice: Before you post your MySpace tagline as "Sexy Mama" or post explicit photos, why don't you take a look at your pictures. Take a real good look and ponder the following questions:
  • I weigh XXX pounds. Since a camera always adds 10 pounds, can I justify calling myself "Sexy Mama" in the eyes of all who will see my profile?
  • Do hairy armpits in my gratuitous booby shot help define me as a "Sexy Mama"?
  • A mole above the lip can be considered a beauty mark. Is the same considered for my Mt. Fuji-size zits above my lip, on my chin, and on my forehead? Do the zits exude a "Sexy Mama" persona?
  • If the horse in the background is the most attractive thing in the picture, can I rightfully call myself "Sexy Mama"?
The answer to all these questions is HELL NO.

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Posted by Rooster on Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 12:08 PM |

Wow. Do I want to know whos picture you were looking at. Im scurred.

Posted by Blogger Squiddly | 8/03/2007 11:53:00 AM  

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