Would you like one hump or two?
"OK, my wife's birthday is coming up. What should I get her?" Says the old Australian man.
He thinks for a while and then "AH HA! I GOT IT! I'm going to get her a camel!"
So the man goes out and buys a 10 month old camel and gives it to his wife of many years.
The wife loves the camel and treats it like a pet, but the camel doesn't seem to recognize the dominence.
The rule is, you can love your camel, but you can't LOVE your camel.
So, the camel decides to practice a little mating ritual. I'm not sure exactly what it was, but it involved crushing the old woman and killing her. The fate of the camel is unknown at this time.
With all camel-toe jokes aside, here is the story.
He thinks for a while and then "AH HA! I GOT IT! I'm going to get her a camel!"
So the man goes out and buys a 10 month old camel and gives it to his wife of many years.
The wife loves the camel and treats it like a pet, but the camel doesn't seem to recognize the dominence.
The rule is, you can love your camel, but you can't LOVE your camel.
So, the camel decides to practice a little mating ritual. I'm not sure exactly what it was, but it involved crushing the old woman and killing her. The fate of the camel is unknown at this time.
With all camel-toe jokes aside, here is the story.
Labels: evolution proven wrong, irony
I'll take two humps.. hold the camel
Posted by
Squiddly |
8/21/2007 12:19:00 PM