Jackassery Award of the Day, Vol. 2
Jackass 1: "Hey, let's play some frisbee!"
Jackass 2: "Sweet, sounds like fun. Wait... we don't have a frisbee"
Jackass 1: "Actually, I see one right over there. I'll grab it."
Jackass 2: "Perfect. Grab that and we'll start throwing it around"
Jackass 1: "Got it. Seems kind of heavy. Whatever. Here it comes!"
Jackass 2: "Holy crap, that is heavy. Whatever."
Jackass 1 and 2 throw the frisbee around a few more times and then:
Lifeguard: "STOP!!! PUT THAT DOWN GENTLY!"
Jackass 1: "Uh... alright... why?"
Lifeguard: "Hang on. I'm calling the police. You're not in trouble, just a retard."
Within minutes the police, including the bomb squad, shows up and confirms the frisbee is actually an old Soviet 6 kilogram anti-tank mine.
And that, my friends, gets the 2nd Jackassery Award of the Day.
Jackass 2: "Sweet, sounds like fun. Wait... we don't have a frisbee"
Jackass 1: "Actually, I see one right over there. I'll grab it."
Jackass 2: "Perfect. Grab that and we'll start throwing it around"
Jackass 1: "Got it. Seems kind of heavy. Whatever. Here it comes!"
Jackass 2: "Holy crap, that is heavy. Whatever."
Jackass 1 and 2 throw the frisbee around a few more times and then:
Lifeguard: "STOP!!! PUT THAT DOWN GENTLY!"
Jackass 1: "Uh... alright... why?"
Lifeguard: "Hang on. I'm calling the police. You're not in trouble, just a retard."
Within minutes the police, including the bomb squad, shows up and confirms the frisbee is actually an old Soviet 6 kilogram anti-tank mine.
And that, my friends, gets the 2nd Jackassery Award of the Day.
Labels: evolution proven wrong, idiots, jackassery
ohhh, that's where I left it. I thought I left it on the ferry this weekend. Guess not.
Posted by
MGD |
8/24/2007 11:29:00 AM