That's just NUTS!
Botox. Silicone breasts. Penis pumpers. Toupees. Nose jobs. Liposuction.
Back in the 50's, the United States considered shutting down the patent office because they thought everything had already been invented. Then the computer was invented.
In the new millenium, we thought we had made every possible way to alter our natural appearances. Well, much like the patent office being saved by the computer, alterations of our God-given bodies has been resurrected and taken to the next level.
Many people neuter their dogs. Some people are now implanting fake nuts on their dogs when cuttin' off the old ones. It's called "Neuticles".
These are some of the quotes from people that had their dogs get Neuticles implants. What the hell?!
I have to say I agree with teh vet and the reporter. Anyone who thinks their dogs need fake nuts, is well, just plain NUTS.
Back in the 50's, the United States considered shutting down the patent office because they thought everything had already been invented. Then the computer was invented.
In the new millenium, we thought we had made every possible way to alter our natural appearances. Well, much like the patent office being saved by the computer, alterations of our God-given bodies has been resurrected and taken to the next level.
Many people neuter their dogs. Some people are now implanting fake nuts on their dogs when cuttin' off the old ones. It's called "Neuticles".
"We did it so Truman could still walk proudly down the street."
"We felt it would be good for him psychologically."
"He's a guy and I wanted him to remain looking like one."
"A dog is like a kid- consideration for his feelings."
These are some of the quotes from people that had their dogs get Neuticles implants. What the hell?!
"Dogs do just fine without their testicles."These are quotes from a veternarian and a reporter.
"It's more about an owner's
ego than the dog's."
I have to say I agree with teh vet and the reporter. Anyone who thinks their dogs need fake nuts, is well, just plain NUTS.
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