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Does Staples Have a "Pain-in-the-Ass" Button?!



Time to let out a little frustration. At work, I've been running this report in this archaic web based system not by choice, but by requirement because it's all I have available. This system will only bring back 500 results at a time and does not allow an export to a spreadsheet for all results, only the 500 per page. It takes 3 minutes to "get the next 500 results".

I was on the 23rd page. Then, in the blink of an eye, my internet explorer and 3 other programs just shut down for the hell of it. No warnings, no slow downs, no errors, just shut down. Now I have to start all over.

Meanwhile, I have a Staple's "Easy Button" sitting in front of me, mocking me as if it was the reason my programs shut down and I have to do a bunch of re-work.

I think I'm going to create a "Pain-in-the-Ass" button, so that when you press it, it says "That was a pain in the ass!"