The Weather Man
The weather man drives me crazy. I've been sittin at home today, looking out the window and watching the newest snowstorm. It's been going four hours and we've probably got another couple inches.
I decide to give the weather man the benefit of the doubt and check out the forecast.
"In Western Washington, we are sunny and cold, but all the moisture has left us."
What the...?!
DUDE! Is your radar broke? Should we rename it the Dipwad Doppler?! It might be cold, but it ain't sunny! It's still snowing, and hard! Seeing that he can't even get it right for what's happening at this very moment, I'm not even going to hang around to see what is "going to happen".
I guess trying to find a weather man that knows what he is talking about is like finding an honest car salesman, lawyer, or politician. It's just not going to happen.
I decide to give the weather man the benefit of the doubt and check out the forecast.
"In Western Washington, we are sunny and cold, but all the moisture has left us."
What the...?!
DUDE! Is your radar broke? Should we rename it the Dipwad Doppler?! It might be cold, but it ain't sunny! It's still snowing, and hard! Seeing that he can't even get it right for what's happening at this very moment, I'm not even going to hang around to see what is "going to happen".
I guess trying to find a weather man that knows what he is talking about is like finding an honest car salesman, lawyer, or politician. It's just not going to happen.
Labels: evolution proven wrong, idiots, irony, random thoughts
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