The Rooster Strikes Again!

You know what REALLY grinds my gears? Stupid bitches. My fiance (not the stupid bitch, just to clarify), has been friends with some girl (the stupid bitch) at her work for some time now. My fiance introduced her to her boyfriend, has been there for her through all her drama and listened to all her "woe-is-me" shit, and hung out with her when she had no other friends... yada yada yada. The whole shabang, being a great friend.

They were both in the same position at their company and were both shooting for higher positions. They made an agreement not to go for the same positions. They told each other which positions they were going for so that they didn't cross each other's applications. Well, one person held to that agreement... my fiance.

The stupid bitch ends up applying for the same position as my fiance. They go through the interview process and the stupid bitch ends up getting the job. Words from the hiring manager: "[Stupid Bitch] only got the position because she has a degree, even though you were much more qualified".

WTF?! First off, the Stupid Bitch just proved herself to be a real shitty friend, shitty person, and all around just a dumb cunt. Ya, I went there. I hope you read this Stupid Bitch. You will know exactly who you are! You are a fucking traitor! I already knew you were a psycho bitch when it came to you dating my buddy, but when you fuck with the woman I love, you hit a new low.

Secondly, WTF is wrong with this company?! You hire someone with a piece of paper when you know someone else is more qualified for the job? You are fucking idiots. No wonder all your products are shit. I wouldn't even buy a light bulb from you fucking morons.

Now back to you, Stupid Bitch. I hope you fail miserably at this job. I hope my buddy opens his eyes and sees you for the unrealistic psychotic bitch you are. I want your traitorous faults to be exposed to all so you can experience your friends (by association only) and colleagues turn their backs on you like you did to my fiance.

For everyone else reading this... sorry you had to see/read this side of me. Trust me, it takes A LOT to get me to this point.

I guess this just goes to say something about the friends I've had for so many years. I thank you and praise you for your friendships, for being there when I needed you, for feeling comfortable enough to come to me when you need me, for being just all around good people. I pray that you never get involved with someone like Stupid Bitch. Just to set expectations, I will NOT put up this shit for anyone else. If you do get involved with someone like this, please know that when I say something about it - take it seriously, don't be offended for long. I'm only trying to help not just you, but everyone esle in our circle. We don't need this shit.

Labels: advice, food for thought, hypocrisy, jackassery, omnipotent stick, sand in your vagina

Posted by Rooster at 8:21 AM | Permalink | Comments

You know, living the corporate life, one of the more frustrating things is when people reserve conference rooms and then never actually hold their meetings, so the room was booked for no good reason. The effect of this is that when I want to reserve the conference room, it shows as unavailable. So I move to the next one. Oh that's not available either. This continues until I realize that no conference rooms are available and I'm forced to schedule my "urgent" meeting a week out.

I've learned to live with this. I'm not happy about it, but it's just the nature of the beast. Now I've run into something else.

This morning I come into the office to find a note on my office door that reads "This room is reserved Thurs 5/10 & Fri 5/11 - REYMAN". Um. What?

OK, this isn't officially my office. I am a vendor for Microsoft and as such, I am not provided an actual desk. I am a "squatter". Well, this "squatter" found this office and has been using it for almost three months now. There are open offices all around me, but this one I have pretty much claimed for my own.

Everyone around here knows this is the office I have taken. This is where everyone finds me, this is where I get my phone calls, this is where I hold small meetings. Not today or tomorrow though, because "REYMAN" decided to kick me out for a few days without consulting me first.

Fine, it's not officially my office, so I'll let it slide. Kind of. So I moved over to the next office (you know, the one that should have been reserved by "REYMAN" because this one is never used). I've walked by MY office several times today and NOT ONE PERSON has been occupying it. What the hell?!

I looked up "REYMAN" in the global address book at work and it turns out "REYMAN" already has an office on the second floor.

Why then, would "REYMAN" have reserved my office? Could it be they're expecting a visitor from out of town that would need that office? Maybe. Still doesn't explain why they didn't choose one of the empty offices around me to reserve. Could it be that "REYMAN" was having remodeling done in his own office? Maybe, but not likely.

I know! There is only explanation:

"REYMAN" is sharing the now well-known Microsoft Employee Transmitted Disease (METD), the Omnipotent Stick.

Pure jackassery.

Labels: jackassery, omnipotent stick

Posted by Rooster at 1:00 PM | Permalink | Comments

Adventures at Microsoft... oh yes. What a grand time indeed. The Omnipotent Stick proves itself again.

Coming back from lunch today, I scan my badge to get in the building and as I start to step through the door, 8 people just barrel their way through, pretty much shoving me out of the way. From my (and anyone else that may have seen it) point of view, I was first there and should have been the first one through the door.

The first four people didn't even acknowledge me, just snubbed their way through with their noses sticking up in the air. The fifth and sixth people just gave a head nod, just acknowledging my presence. The seventh person said "Guess you're the doorman, eh?" and the eighth person actually said "thank you."

Congratulations #8, you're on my O.K. list. However, the Omnipotent Stick reigns freely on 1-7. I can't really blame them though, I'd be just as upset and rude to people if I had a sand-packed vagina and a stick shoved so far up my ass that it scratched my nostrils.

For other stories and how-to's on dealing with Omnipotent Stick, click on the titles below.

The Omnipotent Stick
Return of the Omnipotent Stick

Labels: omnipotent stick, sand in your vagina

Posted by Rooster at 12:08 PM | Permalink | Comments

I love it when Democrats are exposed as the hypocrites they are. You've probably seen the news about Gore's electricity bill being close to $1400 a month.

Yup, the voice behind global warming awareness is wasting natural resources more than the average American.

Gore claims he makes up for it by investing in $432 per month in green power.

Um, hello? Two problems here:

1. Do the math:  $1359 on the non-environment friendly energy consumption per month.  $432 a month in green power investments.  That's $927 worth of still-wasted energy consumption per month.  That doesn't offset anything.  Yet, he states this balances 100%.  We can post that statement right next to him spelling "potato" with an "e".
   
2. Gore's spokeperson, Kalee Kreider, states "Focusing on Gore's personal electricity consumption misses the point of "An Inconvenient Truth," which is that governments and the public can work together to reduce emissions."  

Thanks for pointing #2 out. What part of Gore's wasteful energy consumption works with the people and the government to reduce emissions? Is it the part about investing in green energy each month? Nope, that can't be it (refer to #1 above). This doesn't change the fact that he is wasting fossil fuels just like the rest of the world.

Oh, I'm sorry, did I say "just like the rest of the world"? I meant, 4 times more than the average American with an equivalent size home as Gore.

Too bad I'm not a Democrat. If I was, I could start a campaign raising awareness about blogging being a waste of time and energy. And then blog about it.

Labels: democrats, hypocrisy, irony, omnipotent stick

Posted by Rooster at 10:25 AM | Permalink | Comments

So, a little over a week ago, there was the supposed bomb scare when people found little electronic components with an image of the Moonbot from Aqua Teen Hunger Force flipping off anyone who's eyes may have seen it.

Most of them looked like broken remote controls.

I know talking about this is like beating a dead horse, but I had to add my two cents.

You people have lost your entire sense of humor. That's exactly what is wrong with this country now. The majority is so wrapped up in security that it has forgotten the fundamentals of what it is to be an American.

Freedom of Speech. Opportunity. The right to be who you are without conviction.

Pull that stick out of your ass and remember what country you live in. Stop overreacting to stupid crap like this. Just remember, when you freak out like you have to such trivial pranks such as this, that means the terrorists have gotten exactly what they want, to make us live in fear.

Labels: idiots, national security, omnipotent stick, sand in your vagina

Posted by Rooster at 10:45 AM | Permalink | Comments